John: Did you hear about the bloke who swallowed his Viagra too slowly?
Frank: No, what happened then?
John: He got a stiff neck!

Paul: Can I get Viagra here?
Chemist: Absolutely.
Paul: Can I get it over the counter?
Chemist: Of course, if you give me 3 of them!

Our local chemist was robbed of 1,000 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is thought to be a hardened criminal!

Tom: What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
Chris: I don’t know mate.
Tom: Both of them make you wait an hour for a 2 minute ride!

Dean: What do you get when mixing chocolate with Viagra?
Justin: OH HENRY !

Question: If insurance firms are going to set guidelines before they approve Viagra coverage, what method are they likely to use?
Answer: A growth chart.

Lucy: Did you hear about that lesbian who took Viagra?
Jane: No, why?
Lucy: She couldn’t get her stiff tongue back in her mouth for a week!